Ice

winter is upon us. how do i know? ice hockey season officially kicked into gear yesterday. team's looking as good as can get in division D hockey, or whatever bottom of the barrel scum division we're in. sub-in carlton got the team off to a rousing start by gooning it up with the other team, and forcing us to "practice" our penalty killing. i got a warning from the ref for cursing...AT MY OWN TEAM...but other than that, a successful rout of the opposition, 9-3, including a meaningless goal by yours truly with 6 seconds to go in the game (but it was SKILL GOAL, I SWEAR). and the name of the team? no, we no longer represent any sort of dairy product, we're just the predators...boring, but who cares, its D league.

and so the personal stats as they stand:
record: 1-0-0
goals: 1
assists: 0
penalty minutes: 0 (that's strange...)
unnecessary falls on the ice (due to lack of skating ability): 10
curses: 547

potty mouth larry.