hfc

this message is dedicated to d.

hot french chick (hfc) invaded today. we had an all-day meeting of the minds in the group, and were introduced to our newest member, hfc. hfc came in tweed off-white and pink power suit with girly frills, and knee high boots. hfc admits that she does not speak very good anglais. bad news is that hfc works out of Mtl, so i cannot personally monitor the extent of hfcness. and sorry, no pictures, since i thought it might be inappropriate to take stalker pictures with bosslady in the room.

trust me d., she fits your criteria.

end post. bring on the comments. sorry girls, all guys are like this.

-5,000,000 but its worth it. life is good.

Roadkill

Yesterday, driving home from dinner, i witnessed a heinous act. i couldn't believe that it could come from someojne who is usually so sweet and innocent. i saw rage, i saw spite, i saw some pent up emotions that must have boiled over from early childhood memories.

yes, my "girlfriend" ran over a cute little bunny on garden ave. yesterday. the bunny just sort of blinked at us as we approached, oblivous to the bloody death that was to occur only seconds later. linda cackled as she swerved to ENSURE that her passenger side front wheel would crush the poor creature into a pancake. as she parked the car, she jumped with glee over the sight of blood dripping off the bottom of her corolla.

so word of warning to those of you with pets. keep away from LZ - bunny killer.

viewings are available from now until the cleanup crew comes, on garden ave. please feel free to drop by.

(ed. the above is based upon the events of Sunday, April 17, 2005, and has been edited for artistic creativity - but the bunny killer part is undisputed...)