Roadkill

Yesterday, driving home from dinner, i witnessed a heinous act. i couldn't believe that it could come from someojne who is usually so sweet and innocent. i saw rage, i saw spite, i saw some pent up emotions that must have boiled over from early childhood memories.

yes, my "girlfriend" ran over a cute little bunny on garden ave. yesterday. the bunny just sort of blinked at us as we approached, oblivous to the bloody death that was to occur only seconds later. linda cackled as she swerved to ENSURE that her passenger side front wheel would crush the poor creature into a pancake. as she parked the car, she jumped with glee over the sight of blood dripping off the bottom of her corolla.

so word of warning to those of you with pets. keep away from LZ - bunny killer.

viewings are available from now until the cleanup crew comes, on garden ave. please feel free to drop by.

(ed. the above is based upon the events of Sunday, April 17, 2005, and has been edited for artistic creativity - but the bunny killer part is undisputed...)